Okay, so I get that great care should be taken when driving a 4000 pound vehicle where pedestrians are milling around – like the Walmart parking lot. But seriously. Get the fuck out of the way.
I mean, is it just me or has the flow of traffic in parking lots taken a turn for the worse? When 7 cars are stopped for two or three slow, fat, smart-assy pedestrians who would actually be going backwards if they walked any slower, I cannot be the only driver thinking, fuck it, hit them. Or at least drive up really close to their fat asses and honk like hell.
Courtesy, safety, caution.. I get it. It just doesn’t make sense for 7 cars to stop for 1.5 minutes to wait for these inconsiderate pukes to lolly-gag their asses across the driveway when it would take only 1/2 a minute for all 7 cars to get past the cross-walk making it perfectly safe and convenient for them to stroll at their leisure any old way they wish.
BzirkWorld 
Haha! My friend and I were just talking about this! Walmart is the WORST!
I like your idea of driving right up to them and honking your horn as loud as you can.
I’m going to do that next time ;]
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You must be referring to the “legendary” Wal-Mart near us…
My favorite are the 650 pound (bra-less) women (in dangerously paper-thin jeggings and tube top), chewing what appears to be a handful of bubblegum, lumbering across a 20 foot span of (never ending) asphalt…while they smirk at you…or worse: herding their seven tiny children whilst talking nonchalantly on their cell…
Clearly no fucks given by anyone anymore.
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That’s the one.
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