What’s the deal with the little peek-a-boo game the WordPress Follow 
button plays? Is it just me or is it seriously maddening? Exactly what is the magic movement that causes it to appear and then suddenly disappear as I get too close? I mean, I don’t know anything about coding but if I did I’d say something like, “That’s just bad code there,” or something like that.
Was there ever a driver who asked, ‘Why can’t I see thru that large pile of cement? What’s that, a hill you say?’ #Nannystate #asheepatthewheel #nomorefreethinkers
I’d like to personally thank whomever it was in our splendiferous local government that installed these little samples of pure genius. For nearly one hundred years drivers have been scratching their heads and asking why it is they can’t see very far down the road. Now we know.
It wasn’t the ‘news’ media that created the Starbucks Cup Crises. It was their corporate sponsor, Starbucks themselves. They must’ve known full well that every self-righteous atheist and supremely confident Christian in the country would immediately march right over and order up a beverage in a Red Cup–just to protest the whole hullabaloo. Brilliant marketing scheme, especially since the ‘news’ media in America really has nothing else to talk about now except for Ben Carson’s scholarship and Ted Cruz’s dad in Cuba. Thank goodness for corporate sponsors supporting the ‘news’ media. Otherwise we wouldn’t have any news at all!! #asheepatthewheel #newsforsale #simpleminds #entertainedtodeath #americafadesaway
Here’s the thing about Googling recipes. If the link says, “Easy Carrot Soup Anyone Can Make!!” and then the recipe calls for essence of chicken beak, kosher, double pressed coconut oil, 1/16 tsp of anything, no-chicken chicken broth (wtf?), 1/2 sprig of chervil (???), OR, displays the entire recipe in a slide show with lots of blah, blah, #imsoclever blah, blah, the recipe is NOT easy and I can’t make it until the chicken beaks arrive (two day shipping: Amazon). I just wanted a nice carrot soup.
My Daily Gripes Notes:
1. Stores should not be allowed to call themselves “super” anything if they are out of Cilantro in August. I just don’t get that.
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